HausFrau vs Housewife...Decorating!

HausFrau Keighley says, "The best part of decorations is that they hide the dust!"

[housewife and hausfrau]

Last time you saw Housewife, we introduced you to some of the general points of opposition between her and your typical HausFrau. Today, we narrow the focus a bit in another new series here on HausFrau:

HausFrau vs. Housewife

The focus of this week? Decorating!

Let's begin!

A Housewife chooses decorations based on how pleasing they are to the eye, and whether or not they mesh with the color scheme of the room and season.

[housewife]

A HausFrau chooses decorations based on whether or not she can successfully store booze in them!

[hausfrau]

A Housewife picks characters that will be pleasant and non-threatening toward children, and invoke a sense of nostalgia for all adults.

[housewife]

A HausFrau chooses characters that can become anthropomorphic, sentient drinking buddies with enough spiked eggnog.

[hausfrau]

A Housewife's decorating motto is, "Less is More!"

[housewife]

A HausFrau's decorating motto is, "Go Big or Go Home!"

[hausfrau]

Cheers!

HausFrau Keighley 

(and Housewife!)