Wardrobe!

Haus Frau Keighley says, "When buying clothes, be sure to get them in a couple sizes bigger than you need-- that way, when you're altering them, you can think to yourself, 'damn, I'm a skinny bitch.'"

As a HausFrau, clothing is as important as it is to a Housewife, but for different reasons. For a Housewife, presentation is everything; for a HausFrau, practicality is where it's at. 

For instance, here's a brief look into the housewife wardrobe:

• A housewife wears pretty, light colors to accent her features and skin tone.
• A housewife picks the length of her dress to best display her shapely calves.
• A housewife's jewelery compliments her outfits. 

And a brief peek into the HausFrau wardrobe:

• A HausFrau wears eye-popping, yet dark colors, to disguise any stains that may show up.
• A HausFrau picks the length of her dress keeping in mind how easy it will be to run away from zombies.
• A HausFrau's jewelery compliments her fighting style.

Let's dissect the following outfit I made yesterday:

• The rich, maroon shirt is perfect for hiding wine spills, worcestershire sauce dribbles, and chocolate splotches.

• The dress falls right above my knees, so that there will be no chance for the dress to impede my escape when zombies attack-- I'll be able to sprint, leap over barricades, and climb any trees, all while looking feminine!

• My earrings, which are pearls with a very sharp back, are perfect for putting between fingers and punching, which compliments my "boxing with a twist of ong bak" fighting style perfectly!

See? A perfect outfit for a HausFrau, made from re-purposing my old wardrobe (a favorite, but not too often worn shirt paired with a flowery skirt) to suit my HausFrau needs!

What would your perfect zombie-fighting, cookie baking, oven cleaning outfit look like?


Cheers!
HausFrau Keighley