Saturday, November 12, 2011

Too Much To Do-- Must Clone Myself.

HausFrau Keighley says, "If you've got too much work to do, cloning yourself is a viable option to get it all done!"

In today's adventure, I will show you what it is like to clone yourself to help out! 

The best thing about a MiniHaus is that is enables you to do everything twice as fast.
With two people mixing, instead of stirring for ten minutes, it's cut down to five!

However, that increased speed can also mean that more batter will fly out and hit one of you. And, since your MiniHaus is smaller (less target space), it's more likely to hit you.
And, of course, since you cloned yourself, your MiniHaus is also chock full of sarcasm. Expect laughter, not sympathy.

With a MiniHaus, you both get to check to make sure there is no poison, so your family is doubly safe!

But the best part of having a MiniHaus?

You get to purchase twice the amount of alcohol, and in mini-me sizes!
However, since they're so small, their system probably couldn't handle it...

So you get to drink all of it! 
If they try to fight you on it, stick out your arm, hold their head, and drink while giggling and watching their tiny little legs and fists flail about ineffectively.

Viola!
My adventures with a MiniHaus.

Cheers!
HausFrau Keighley (and minihaus!)


(Big thanks to my friends Adam and Bekah for letting me borrow their adorable daughter-- the muffins turned out excellent!)

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