Should You be a HausFrau?

HausFrau Keighley says, "Every meal is better when it has a theme: apple pie + apple wine = apple hangover! Perfect!"

Now, I'm sure you're all super excited about joining the ranks of HausFrauery, but it's not for everyone. Not every person out there in the blogosphere (or real world) has what it takes to fully commit themselves to the daunting task of transforming into a HausFrau. If you're thinking about it, but aren't sure you're cut out for it, take a look at my guidelines below!

You Should Not Be a HausFrau If:

• You do not like cooking
• You do not like drinking
• You have OCD
• You don't own any aprons
• You don't have opposable thumbs
• You have no sense of humor
• You are incapable of palpable sarcasm
• You don't enjoy being ironic
• You have a weak liver
• You don't have any liver. In fact, you should not only not be a HausFrau, but you probably shouldn't be alive. 

You Should Be a HausFrau If: 

• You clean, but maybe not as well or willingly as you should   
• You make delicious meals, and always make sure to sample as you go
• You have recipes and patterns, but rarely follow them
• You believe anything can be more enjoyable with a swig of something alcoholic 
• You enjoy using German words and German-sounding words for fun
• You are fluent in sarcasm
• You have the ability to cook, clean, and do laundry with drink in hand
• You have an iron liver
• You dislike your liver immensly
• You are part robot, and you dislike your robot liver immensly

Cheers!

HausFrau Keighley